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Alex Dean Cargo Hauler Dominion Master 12/30/2006 8:56:01 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 151 | RE: A Traveller, a Cargo Hauler, and a Ship Dealer Walk Into a Bar The fools arrive on Siesta. Sam: ...You stole this thing? Alex: No... What the fruit? Sam: Helped somebody escape from the Mafia, so he gave it to you? Alex: No, that would be stupid. No, I was on my way to Tecom when it dropped out of hyperspace right next to me and ripped me with it. Sam: How convenient. Sam doesn't seem to be buying it. Alex: It took out my hyperdrive, so... Sam is tapping his foot. A toothpick is trying to break free from the iron grip of his mouth. Alex: What?! Why would I lie to you about how I found this thing?! Sam: ...I don't know. Alex sighs. Alex: The EMP blew out my hyperdrive, so I tried to contact the crew. No dice, so I just flew straight into the hangar. There weren't any signs of ravenous bugbladder beasts, so I just started wandering around until I heard the John Mayer Trio. Sam: You're really not sounding any more credible. Alex: What about that time a fugitive kidnapped you, stole my ship, flew out into the middle of nowhere, watched Tears of the Sun, and came back three hours later? Huh?! Sam: ...Good point. Alex: So anyway, I find my way into this auditorium where the John Mayer Trio are playing--and remember, they're not real people, so they can't be playing live. Anyway, I see on this plaque on the stage that there's a window through space and time transmitting light onto the stage to show these guys from another galaxy--which is weird enough, since, again, they're not real--and then this weird metallic sphere BUMPS INTO ME LIKE HOLY CRUD!!!! So I RUN like the MOUNTAIN WIND out of that place... and then it sighed, and-- Sam: Okay. OKAY. That's enough. Alex stops. Alex: So anyway, I haven't actually been back here since, so I don't know the place. Diana! Diana comes floating out of the ship a moment later. Diana: Yes? Sam: You were serious?! Alex: ...What did you think? Sam shrugs. Diana floats perfectly still and silent. Alex: Anyway, Diana!--oh. Um, there's living quarters and stuff on this ship, right? Diana: Yes. The food in the Superigerator should still be practically fresh as well. Alex: I'll assume the Superigerator is some kind of amazing food storage unit that keeps stuff fresh for millenia. Diana: Your assumption is correct. Alex: So anyway, let's all go to the bridge and see what it's like! Diana: The nanites I contain are currently constructing an exact copy of my data manager unit--the device I allowed you the use of multiple times earlier--so you may keep it with you and access the active map at any time. For now, I will be your guide. Allow me to take the lead. Sam whispers to Alex. Sam: That thing creeps me out. Alex: Then don't ever look at her At the mention of the word "her", Sam looks perturbed. Alex: when she's using her appendages. Sam gets a chill. Alex, adorned with a Capt. Butthole grin, follows Diana down the hall. The other hapless denizens follow because Clint can't remember who all is there, and doesn't feel like giving them dialogue. |
Alex Dean Cargo Hauler Dominion Master 1/14/2007 3:24:24 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 151 | RE: A Traveller, a Cargo Hauler, and a Ship Dealer Walk Into a Bar (This thread is too long. I'm making a new one in the Space forum. 8D) |
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