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Alex Dean
Cargo Hauler
Dominion Master
12/30/2006 8:56:01 PM

Level: 1
Experience: 0

Total Posts: 151
RE: A Traveller, a Cargo Hauler, and a Ship Dealer Walk Into a Bar

The fools arrive on Siesta.

Sam: ...You stole this thing?
Alex: No... Huh? What the fruit?
Sam: Helped somebody escape from the Mafia, so he gave it to you?
Alex: No, that would be stupid. No, I was on my way to Tecom when it dropped out of hyperspace right next to me and ripped me with it.
Sam: How convenient.

Sam doesn't seem to be buying it.

Alex: It took out my hyperdrive, so...

Sam is tapping his foot. A toothpick is trying to break free from the iron grip of his mouth.

Alex: What?! Why would I lie to you about how I found this thing?!
Sam: ...I don't know. wat

Alex sighs.

Alex: The EMP blew out my hyperdrive, so I tried to contact the crew. No dice, so I just flew straight into the hangar. There weren't any signs of ravenous bugbladder beasts, so I just started wandering around until I heard the John Mayer Trio.
Sam: You're really not sounding any more credible.
Alex: What about that time a fugitive kidnapped you, stole my ship, flew out into the middle of nowhere, watched Tears of the Sun, and came back three hours later? Huh?!
Sam: ...Good point.
Alex: So anyway, I find my way into this auditorium where the John Mayer Trio are playing--and remember, they're not real people, so they can't be playing live. Anyway, I see on this plaque on the stage that there's a window through space and time transmitting light onto the stage to show these guys from another galaxy--which is weird enough, since, again, they're not real--and then this weird metallic sphere BUMPS INTO ME LIKE HOLY CRUD!!!! So I RUN like the MOUNTAIN WIND out of that place... and then it sighed, and--
Sam: Okay. OKAY. That's enough.

Alex stops.

Alex: So anyway, I haven't actually been back here since, so I don't know the place. Diana!

Diana comes floating out of the ship a moment later.

Diana: Yes?
Sam: You were serious?!
Alex: ...What did you think?

Sam shrugs. Diana floats perfectly still and silent.

Alex: Anyway, Diana!--oh. Um, there's living quarters and stuff on this ship, right?
Diana: Yes. The food in the Superigerator should still be practically fresh as well.
Alex: I'll assume the Superigerator is some kind of amazing food storage unit that keeps stuff fresh for millenia.
Diana: Your assumption is correct.
Alex: So anyway, let's all go to the bridge and see what it's like!
Diana: The nanites I contain are currently constructing an exact copy of my data manager unit--the device I allowed you the use of multiple times earlier--so you may keep it with you and access the active map at any time. For now, I will be your guide. Allow me to take the lead.

Sam whispers to Alex.

Sam: That thing creeps me out.
Alex: Then don't ever look at her

At the mention of the word "her", Sam looks perturbed.

Alex: when she's using her appendages.

Sam gets a chill. Alex, adorned with a Capt. Butthole grin, follows Diana down the hall. The other hapless denizens follow because Clint can't remember who all is there, and doesn't feel like giving them dialogue.
Alex Dean
Cargo Hauler
Dominion Master
1/14/2007 3:24:24 PM

Level: 1
Experience: 0

Total Posts: 151
RE: A Traveller, a Cargo Hauler, and a Ship Dealer Walk Into a Bar

(This thread is too long. I'm making a new one in the Space forum. 8D)
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