Active Plots (Alphabetical) - Updated 8/21/2010

Can't I Have Any Time? - (Eruantion Doriath [?], Amonost Doriath [?])

End of Solitude - (Verda Stelo [?])

No More Grape Soda - (Alex Dean [?], Samuel Jorgenson [?], Leon Mecheeto [?])

Questionable Means - (Tawny Black [?], Ishkan Ma'z)

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Stasis Hey Claudius... You killed my father. Big mistake. Dominion Master 7/19/2007 12:36:11 AM Level: 25 Experience: 65000 Total Posts: 691	The most explosive season of 24 yet! This was written one dark, lonely night over MSN Messenger. There is no attention to spelling or grammar. Enjoy. *JACK BAUER WAKES UP IN AN ALLEY, COVERED WITH A NEWSPAPER, WITH ABSYNTHE BOTTLES AND ASPIRIN STREWN ABOUT HE BLINKS AND CLIMBS TO HIS FEET, STUMBLING A BIT AFTER STUMBLING INTO THE STREET, HE FINDS HE WAS IN AN ALLEY NEXT TO A BAR HE STUMBLES TO HIS CAR WITH A MAD HANGOVER AND DRIVES TO CTU HE CLIMBS TO TONY'S OFFICE AND TELL'S HIM ABOUT THIS AWFUL, RETARDED DREAM* Jack: CHRIS GAVE YOU A LETHAL INJECTION AND YOU DIED IN MY ARMS Tony: dang, jack. that stinks, jack Jack: AND THEN... THE DUMB BROAD I WAS DATING WHAT THE SMELL WAS HER NAME Tony: audrey, jack Jack: YEAH AUDREY SHE WAS A VEGETABLE AND I WANTED TO DIE, BASICALLY Tony: that's retarded, jack Jack: TOTALLY Tony: let's go ruin some ragheads' ^$#% jack Jack: FINE *They load up and drive off* boop BEEP boop BEEP boop *COMMERCIALS* boop BEEP boop BEEP boop Chloe: JACK, LOOK OUT   Jack: SLAG *Standing on top of an office building. Mag dumps into a helicopter strafing him* Tony: look, jack, i'm hangin' off a ten story building Jack: I KNOW, TONY, JUST LET ME DO MY JOB! Tony: a'ight jack Chloe: JACK!!!! THE HELICOPTER IS FALLING ONTO A SHORT BUS!!!!!   Jack: SON OF A $%^#@ *Looks around randomly and sees the bungie cord laying nearby. Wraps it around himself* Tony: jack, i need some help, my fingers are coming off Jack: I KNOW TONY, JUST HOLD ON!!!! Tony: that's about all i can do jack Chloe: JACK YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!!!!!   Jack: *Leaps off the building, just barely behind the falling helicopter. At the least second, the bungie cord runs out of slack and he swings around the building. The helicopter hits the bus and explodes.* Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chloe: JACK!! THE HELICOPTER JUST KILLED ALL THOSE RETARDS!!!   Tony: look, chloe, you're messed up in the head Jack: DANG IIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!! boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop *COMMERCIALS* boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop *BACK AT CTU* Chloe: AFTER I CALLED THOSE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED JUVENILES "RETARDS" I FELT SO AWFUL!!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS JOB, TONY!!!!!   Tony: *Hands bandaged where his fingers came off* chloe, you can handle your trauma tomorrow, we have work to do and we need you on the team Chloe: BUT WHAT IF I MESS UP AND CALL SOMEBODY SOMETHING POLITICALLY OFFENSIVE AGAIN!!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LIVE WITH MYSELF!!!!!!   Tony: that's a risk i'm willing to take, chloe, now get back to your station, they need you on the floor Mindless flunky: *Throws himself into Tony's office* I just got off the phone with Division. They're sending in a new head of the unit. Tony: man what Mindless flunky: You're out of here. *Overstuffed CTU security guards step into the office* Mindless flunky: Men, take Mr. Almeida to holding. Tony: dang boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop *COMMERCIALS* boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop Jack: CHLOE, CTU IS CLOSING IN ON ME, I __NEED__ YOU TO GET ME THAT SATELLITE COVERAGE Chloe: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, JACK, BUT MY PASSWORD WAS A POLITICALLY OFFENSIVE WORD AND I HAVE TO HACK THROUGH THE SUBNET TO REROUTE THE PROTOCOL!!!!!   Jack: WORK FASTER *Closes cell phone against his head. Looks both ways before hitting the gas.* Bureaucrat: mr. president we are invoking the fourteenth amendment President: WHAT THE FUDGE!!!!!! Bureaucrat: please go with mr. stanford, he will escort you to your room President: I'M THE FUDGING PRESIDENT!!!!! *Walks cooperatively with the guards* Bureaucrat: i'm the president now nuke iran General: Sweet. Boys, nuke Iran. F22s: YOU GOT IT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop *COMMERCIALS* boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop Jack: who are you Ahmadinejad: I am de president of de Iran. The country you have nuked was a decoy. We are preparing our counter attack now. Jack: dang.! Ahmadinejad: Men, slowly advance on this man with your weapons drawn so he can easily kill you and escape. Men: 'Kay.   *Ahmadinejad leaves. The men slowly advance on Jack with their weapons drawn. He grabs one and bites out the other guy's spine. He has his cell phone now that he is no longer bound and calls Chloe* Chloe: JACK??!??!?!?!?!?!   Division: you're in contact with jack Chloe: OH SHUCKS!!! boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop COMMERCIALS boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop *Chloe is in prison* Jack: I CAN'T REACH CHLOE   *His voice echoes loudly throughout the concrete and steel bunker he is in. He dials Tony.* Tony: almeida Jack: TONYIT'SJACK Tony: jack where the heck are you the fbi, nsa, ctu, atf, irs, and tsa are looking for you Jack: I KNOW, LOOK, TONY, I'M IN PRESIDENT AHMADINEJAD'S BUNKER UNDER LOS ANGELES, YOU NEED TO SEND A STRIKE TEAM AND I WILL _TURN MYSELF IN_ Tony: jack, i can't do that Jack: WHY _NOT_ Tony: i'm in holding Jack: WHAT THE $^#* Tony: i lost my fingers, jack what did you think they'd do Jack: YOU NEED TO __FIND__ A WAY TO SEND A TAC TEAM Tony: i'll see what i can do jack *Walks out of holding and back to his office, where he coordinates the tactical team* Curtis: this is manning, explosives are in place, awaiting your order. Tony: you are go in five Curtis: alright men, set the timers *Jack has killed thirty guys and found the front door of the bunker. Kim is duct taped, upside down, to the door. Ahmadinejad is standing there menacingly* Ahmadinejad: If your men outside blow those charges your daughter will be like fleshmeat all over your expensive brand-name clothing! Ha ha! Jack: Dang.! *Calls Tony* Tony: almeida Jack: CALL OF THE STRIKE Tony: what the heck jack Jack: JUST DO IT!!!! Tony: fine, curtis, i'm calling off the strike Curtis what why. Tony: i don't know, stand by Curtis copy that. deactivate the timers. boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop COMMERCIALS boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop Ahmadinejad: You will stand and watch while I detonated the white house! Ha ha! Jack: NO!! *Calls Tony* Tony: almeida Jack: YOU HAVE TO GET THE PRESIDENT OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE! Tony: he's in a holding cell at the pentagon, jack Jack: OKAY THAT'S FINE THEN *Hangs up* *Tony goes down to Chloe's holding cell* Tony: chloe it's time to get like super hardcore, a'ight? Chloe: WHATEVER YOU SAY TONY!!! *Tony sneaks Chloe out of CTU and she drives off in Bumblebee* Chloe: JACK IT'S CHLOE!! I'M DRIVING TO THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!   Jack: GOOD, THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN IS GOING TO BLOW IT UP ANY SECOND Chloe: I'LL DO WHAT I CAN JACK!   Ahmadinejad: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! *The White House explodes* Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop COMMERCIALS boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop Ahmadinejad: Now that you have no government you will give me the secret recipe for Bush's Homestyle Baked Beans and I will give you your daughter back! Ha ha! Jack: *Torn* I'LL DO IT *Hands over a piece of paper* Ahmadinejad: HA HA HA HA HAAAA, THAT WAS JUST A VIDEO CLIP FROM "INDEPENDENCE DAY" I HAVE TRICKED YOU, JACK BAUER!!! *Grabs Kim off the bunker door and runs out* Jack: WHAT HAVE I DONE! *ringringANSWER* Jack: IZZBAUER Chloe: JACK, I'M AT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!   Jack: HE WAS NEVER GOING TO BLOW UP THE WHITE HOUSE, IT WAS A VIDEO CLIP FROM "INDEPENDENCE DAY", GET BACK TO CTU __I'M GOING AFTER AHMADINEJAD__ boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop COMMERCIALS boop BEEP boop BEEP booooop Jack: IT'S _OVER_ AHMADINEJAD THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO Ahmadinejad: I think you're wrong, Jack Bauer! Ha ha! *Leaps into a running helicopter blade WITH KIM* Jack: ... ! *silent clock*
scapino scapino 7/19/2007 3:37:23 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 19	RE: The�most�explosive�season�of�24�yet! gotta love FOX propaganda shows.
Wolf McDog The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I'm a random monster... and the most powerful boss! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Monster--Opened for Random Access Strikes: 128 Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned (For being an idiot.) Not Jailed (For being busted out by Szyren.) Dominion Master 1/12/2009 10:47:50 PM Level: 85 Experience: 2500627 Total Posts: 294	RE: The�most�explosive�season�of�24�yet! As I'm sure everyone in the United States is well aware, Jack Bauer is back for the seventh worst day of his life. I just thought I'd bump this thread because it's still accurate and funny.
Vega Weird Dude Dominion Master 1/20/2009 9:32:18 AM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 247	RE: The�most�explosive�season�of�24�yet! 24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot

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